Are you just lucky?
“Even if I am just a lucky charm, I’m damn good it 😂”
— Elon Musk, 21 October 2026 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive
Subjects / Humor & Memes
Humor & Memes
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Do you drink alcohol?
“Funny thing is that I hardly ever drink alcohol!”
— Elon Musk, 13 October 2026 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive
Aren't you worried about "meme prison"?
“At least my cellmates in meme prison will have a sense of humor 😂”
— Elon Musk, 18 September 2024 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive
Why are your timelines always late?
“I am pathologically optimistic with time. Have been ever since I was a kid. My brother @kimbal would tell me an earlier time for the bus schedule from school so that I would actually be there on time lol.”
— Elon Musk, 4 May 2024 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive
What do you think of John Oliver?
“🤣🤣 Oliver was great several years ago, but stopped being funny when he sold his soul to wokeness where humor is basically illegal.”
— Elon Musk, 18 December 2023 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive
What is the biggest scam in life that we don't realize is a scam?
“Animals in animated movies can talk, but don’t eat each other or have sex. This is false.”
— Elon Musk, 28 October 2023 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive
How do you feel about getting Community Noted?
“I love getting Noted – proves that no one is free from being corrected! This is obviously a joke meme, but there is more than a grain of truth to it. We should aspire to see things from the point of view of others.”
— Elon Musk, 28 October 2023 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive
Is the cage fight with Zuckerberg still happening?
“(Zuck thread coming soon about how he would of course love to fight anytime, but blah blah UFC something something)”
— Elon Musk, 14 August 2023 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive
I deleted all my dating apps. Where should I meet someone?
“Try meeting someone on this platform. Many have.”
— Elon Musk, 14 July 2023 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive
What do you call an infinite gear ratio?
“What do you call an infinite gear ratio? All torque, no action.”
— Elon Musk, 1 March 2023 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive
What changes on Twitter now that you own it?
“Comedy is now legal on Twitter”
— Elon Musk, 28 October 2022 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive
Why aren't some comedians funny anymore?
“The reason you’re not that funny is because you’re woke. Humor relies on an intuitive & often awkward truth being recognized by the audience, but wokism is a lie, which is why nobody laughs.”
— Elon Musk, 30 May 2022 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive
Why so many memes?
“Who controls the memes, controls the Universe”
— Elon Musk, 26 June 2020 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive
Do you make dad jokes?
“Apparently, there is this thing called "Dad jokes" and I make them”
— Elon Musk, 16 February 2017 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive
Got a networking joke?
“TCP packet walks into a bar & says “I’d like a beer.” Barman replies “You’d like a beer?” “Yes,” replies TCP packet,“I’d like a beer.””
— Elon Musk, 9 July 2013 · Post on X ↗ · In the archive